Is this a dream, or real life?

Act 1; Scene 5


Oh what a wonderfully magnificant night!!! Mercutio, Benvolio, a couple other guys, and I arrived at the Capulets' party and, at first, boy was I unwilling to dance or have fun. However; suddenly I saw the brightest light in the whole universe shinning, even brighter than all of the lights and torches in the room. I could not take my eyes off of her. I starred at her for so long that even Tybal noticed and tried to have me kicked out of the party but Lord Capulet, what a nice guy, he told Tybalt I could stay. That's when it all happened. I went up to the fine lady and used some of my swift, romantic pick up lines. I kissed her the first time and even after that...you'll never guess......she kissed me back!! Oh what a marvolous moment! She is so gorgeous. Even her words and the way she speaks so maturely is gorgeous. Everything was so perfect until the unthinkable happened. When I spoke to some old lady, she told me that this lady who I have fallen in love with is named Juliet. As in the daughter of Lord and Lady Capulet. As in my enemies. Fate has me doomed. I immediatly left the party. 


Act 2; scene 2


As I was walking, pondering what had just happened I broke away from Mercutio and Benvolio. I could hear their distant yells of rude remarks, making fun of my emotional love life. Little do they know that it no longer involves Rosaline but rather Juliet. I was walking down a path and I heard the voice of a young girl. I looked around and found Juliet on the balcony of her room. Oh! The things she was saying about me. She said she was in love with me!! I didn't know whether to stop her and let her know I was there or if I should just keep listening. I eventually revealed myself and she was very startled. I could tell she was emberrassed that she had pored out her emotions about me and I had heard all of them. Oh but it does not even matter because I love Juliet! She is the love of my life! We talked for the whole night and confessed our love for each other. Eventually, when it was time to part ways, Juliet told me she would send someone with the details to our exchanging of vows and our mairrage. I could not be more thrilled. Juliet is amazing. I feel so much affection for her I cannot even begin to describe it. My divine beloved...Juliet!